1 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,000 ( DELICATE PIANO MUSIC ) 2 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,800 (Cockatoo squawks) 3 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,680 MAN: It's a strange place, the Australian bush, 4 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:45,400 full of weird creatures and odd characters. 5 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,200 Things happen out here never reach you people in the cities. 6 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,480 Things like you'd never believe - 7 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,640 not even if you saw 'em on '60 Minutes' 8 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,960 or 'The World's Strangest Home Videos'. 9 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,400 You hear about the big weird stuff, 10 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,120 like dingoes eating babies 11 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,400 or madmen wrestling crocodiles 12 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,240 but the small weird stuff, 13 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,160 well, it just never seems to make the six o'clock. 14 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,720 This story's what I call a little Ripley, 15 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,400 believe it or not. 16 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,800 It's the kind of story you hear about in the pub 17 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,640 after work over a few beers. 18 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,800 It's a story about three mates and a singing bird 19 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,880 and a scavenger and a pimp 20 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:36,920 and a rock worth more than any of 'em could have ever dreamed. 21 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:40,000 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC ) 22 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,400 Used to be 10 pubs down in that valley. 23 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,880 10 pubs, 24 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,800 seven whorehouses and four banks. 25 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,000 Reckon they got the proportions just right. 26 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,760 (Laughs) 27 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,720 (Whispers) Yeah. 28 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,480 Weekends now, we get the townies up here 29 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,360 in their recreational vehicles... 30 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,280 ..looking for a find. 31 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,800 A bit of glitter. 32 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,400 They sit in their comfy chairs 33 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,160 drinking fancy piss. 34 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,720 They do a sweep now and again 35 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,880 but they never find nothin'. 36 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,640 It's all been picked clean, see, 37 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,360 that paddock. 38 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,480 At least, that's what they all thought. 39 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:49,200 All it needed was a storm like you'd never seen before... 40 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,480 ( THUNDER CRACKS ) 41 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,880 ..a flash flood... 42 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,920 ..and the Black Tar Gang. 43 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,960 SONG: ♪ We go on and on and on 44 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,800 ♪ We are the champions, my friend 45 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,400 ♪ And we'll keep on fightin'... ♪ 46 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,280 MAN: You've probably seen their picture in the papers. 47 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,520 Three ordinary looking blokes - 48 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,360 nothing to indicate the greatness 49 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,400 they'd later achieve. 50 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,240 But to those in the know, 51 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,320 each of these fellas had special, 52 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,600 some might even say heroic, qualities. 53 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,880 Like, for instance, Lotto. 54 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,160 Lotto was called 'Lotto' 55 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,560 because every week he bought a Lotto ticket 56 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,800 hoping he'd win a few million bucks. 57 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,680 Lotto was the unluckiest man on the planet. 58 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:47,480 God is cruel when he gives the unluckiest man on the planet 59 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,560 control of the steamroller. 60 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,400 Woop! 61 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,400 -( DRAMATIC MUSIC ) -Oh, no! 62 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,560 Come on, back it off, mate. 63 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:01,600 -Argh. -Oh, jingos, mate. 64 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,400 (All laugh) 65 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,560 Mate! You are a bloody menace. 66 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,800 What's it doing parked there in the first place? 67 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,400 LOTTO: Come on! 68 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,560 Co-oome! 69 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,160 MAN: Often times when Lotto put money on a horse... 70 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,400 TV: There's a bad fall on the turn... 71 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,400 MAN: ..it not only lost - 72 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,880 it needed to be put down. 73 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,160 Oh, that'd be right. 74 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,840 Then there was Wookie... 75 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,240 His real name was Glen. 76 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,800 But everyone called him Wookie 77 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,320 because he reckoned that one day 78 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,400 he saw one of them hairy things out of 'Star Wars' 79 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,800 in his backyard. 80 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,280 (The Wookie growls) 81 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,920 He used to read them cheap, shitty magazines - 82 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,400 the ones that reckon Lady Di is alive and well 83 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,400 and married to an Eskimo in Iceland. 84 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,480 (Clears throat) 85 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,800 Or that aliens abducted Ally McBeal 86 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,120 and stapled her stomach. 87 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,360 That's how come she's so thin. 88 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,400 Then there was Sue. 89 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,560 Yeah, righto, yeah, yeah. 90 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,200 Sue, whose real name was Bob, 91 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,400 was the gourmet of the group. 92 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,760 Whereas the others would settle for an ordinary meat pie, 93 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,120 Sue would go for the steak and kidney 94 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,800 or the beef and bacon. 95 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,800 Yeah. 96 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,240 Never again... 97 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,800 Ugh. 98 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,240 What a finger was doing in a steak and kidney pie 99 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:28,240 is one of God's great mysteries, 100 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:31,480 especially since on that finger was a ring 101 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,720 which got stuck in his tubing. 102 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:37,200 Now, the ring itself was of no particular value 103 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,680 and despite all the coverage 104 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,920 the previous owner never came forward to claim it. 105 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,200 REPORTER: How did you feel? 106 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,920 But Sue used his brief celebrity well - 107 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,760 sold the story to the gentlemen of the press, 108 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,520 got himself a cheap lawyer 109 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,920 and sued the pie company for $2 million. 110 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,160 REPORTER: Ever consider eating a meat pie again? 111 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,480 Oh, maybe. I think I'll try pasties for a while. 112 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:04,400 They settled out of court for $100,000... 113 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,000 You lift me up over threshold? 114 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,000 ..which was just enough to buy himself a big house 115 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,840 and a beautiful young bride. 116 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:15,200 But not enough so he could quit his job like he was hoping. 117 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,400 You see, there's some men born lazy, 118 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,400 some men become lazy, 119 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,760 and others have laziness thrust upon 'em. 120 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,280 You never quite knew which it was with Sue. 121 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,200 You just knew he was lazy. 122 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,480 ( GLASS SMASHES ) 123 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,680 -( CAR HORNS BLAST ) -OTHER DRIVER: Come on, mate! 124 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,640 FOREMAN: Hey, what's the story, mate? What's happened? 125 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,200 It looks like somebody's just chucked a rock at me car. 126 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,280 What!? Sue... 127 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,240 ( HORNS BLARE AND HONK ) 128 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:53,400 Whenever any of the gang had a grumble 129 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,280 the others would be there to help out. 130 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,440 Like that time with Lotto's scratchie. 131 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,440 Lotto, the unluckiest man on the planet, 132 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,800 had finally hit the jackpot. 133 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,760 (Shouts) Yeah! 134 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,920 Now, Lotto wasn't gonna let a flimsy grate 135 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,520 get in the way of sudden, yet much anticipated, wealth. 136 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,520 ( QUIRKY MUSIC ) 137 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,680 You see, the Black Tar Gang, 138 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,760 faced with a situation, 139 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,360 were resourceful men. 140 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:37,120 Some might even say lateral thinkers. 141 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,400 ( JACKHAMMER POUNDS ) 142 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,800 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC ) 143 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,400 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 144 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,320 ( JACKHAMMER STOPS ) 145 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,400 ( ACTION MUSIC ) 146 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,720 For two days, they dug up the street. 147 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,400 For two days, an entire block went without water. 148 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,680 For two days, the council thought there was a gas leak. 149 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,400 -A gas leak? -Yeah. 150 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,920 We'll have to evacuate the whole street. 151 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,560 -How long's this for? -Until we find the...gas leak. 152 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,560 In the end though, they never did find the scratchie. 153 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,160 Now, with blokes like this - 154 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,160 Type A personalities and all... 155 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,360 -Let's go get a beer, eh? -Yeah. 156 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,400 ..it was no mistake they each had a missus 157 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:41,800 equal to the task. 158 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,400 TV: The first goal of the second half 159 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:45,440 going Essendon's way... 160 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,400 Me and the boys are thinking about 161 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,360 going to the creek this weekend, love. 162 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,400 You went last weekend. 163 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,520 Wookie's got a new metal detector. 164 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:55,160 -Wookie needs a padded cell. -You're being harsh now, Cheryl. 165 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,000 Swear to God, if he comes over again 166 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,280 with a bloody water filter... 167 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,400 Chez, what they've been doin', right, since Vietnam 168 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,120 is putting this fluoride shit 169 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,280 in our water supply to sedate us. 170 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,560 Right? 171 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,360 And look. Look at these fillings. Look at these, eh? 172 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,160 Look at 'em all. Three times a day I brush. 173 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,600 -It's your government. -Wookie, that's disgusting. 174 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,360 So he's got strong political views. 175 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,120 You can't condemn him for that. 176 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,400 We're talking about someone who reckons 177 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,400 he's been anally probed by aliens. 178 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,560 How do you know he hasn't? 179 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,000 -You two deserve each other. -Won that one. 180 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,360 There's no gold up there and you know it. 181 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,280 You're being harsh now, Cheryl. 182 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,240 What about this garage sale we're having on the weekend? 183 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,400 Have you seen all our bills? 184 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,400 But that's it, blossom. 185 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,480 We go up there, we make a find. Bingo! Problem solved. 186 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,400 Besides, with this metal detector of Wookie's... 187 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,320 What metal detector? 188 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,400 I told you before. Wookie bought a metal detector. 189 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,800 How much was it, Baz? 190 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,800 What? 191 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,400 The metal detector. How much did it cost? 192 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,240 (Laughs) Oh, the... 193 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,640 It was 400 bucks. 194 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,400 Oh, 400 bucks. Jesus! 195 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,400 It's an investment. 196 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,800 It's like shares, except it's better. 197 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,960 And I suppose you're chipping in. 198 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,880 He's my mate. Of course I am. 199 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,160 Does Darlene know about this? 200 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,400 Well, blossom, Darlene and Wooks, just like us, 201 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,360 have a marriage that respects and honours 202 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,920 the free flow of information. 203 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,880 In other words, she doesn't have a clue, right? 204 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,400 Work was a real pain today. 205 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,360 This guy came in with a trolley 206 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,400 and everything in it had to be price checked. 207 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:25,360 Price checked, huh? 208 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,320 You have any idea how long it takes to get a price check 209 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,960 on an 85g can of Canadian smoked mussels. 210 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,400 Notice in supermarkets now nothing ever has prices on it? 211 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,400 Because of inflation, right? 212 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,960 It's going through the roof 213 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,320 because the ACCC is in cahoots with the RBA and the ATO 214 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:44,480 to keep everyone in the dark on the GST, I kid you not. 215 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:50,000 Anyway, this guy was a real D.H. 216 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,160 What's a D.H.? 217 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,840 A dickhead. 218 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,320 (Laughs) 219 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,400 Eh. 220 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,600 Why would anyone want a tin of Canadian smoked mussels? 221 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,560 I think they use them as a sex aid. 222 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,120 Really? 223 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,400 Well, um... 224 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,800 Will ya pick up a tin tomorrow? 225 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,720 Are you going prospecting this weekend? 226 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,440 Yeah. Why? 227 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,120 Found a metal detector under the bed. 228 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,840 Ah, yeah, yeah. It's Lotto's. 229 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,120 How much did it cost? 230 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,720 -600 bucks. -600 bucks?! 231 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,400 Well, it's an investment. 232 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,240 You know, like shares, except it's better. 233 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,280 Did you know Moon Choo was a doctor? 234 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,000 A doctor. (Laughs) 235 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,400 She got a degree or whatever in Shanghai 236 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,240 except it's not recognised here. 237 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,920 Well, if she's so smart what's she doing with Sue? 238 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,360 -Eh? -Got a point there, hon. 239 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:55,480 TV: And Paul 'The Fat Man' Vautin... 240 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,640 Hey. We bought a metal detector today. 241 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:58,920 Oh? For goldmining? 242 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,000 Yeah, it's cool. Gonna be grouse when I lose my car keys. 243 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:06,000 -How much you pay for it? -Oh, you know, about 900 bucks. 244 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,440 That's a lot of money. 245 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,680 Oh, yeah, except, you know, it's an investment. 246 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,360 It's like shares, except it's better. 247 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,440 Well, Nasdaq dropped 30% last six month. 248 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,400 Yeah, well, this thing's gonna make us all rich little bunnies. 249 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,600 You go out this weekend with boys? 250 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,400 Yeah, gotta try out the new toy. 251 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,400 How about you stay with me this weekend? 252 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,400 W-why? 253 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,600 So we be together. 254 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,600 No, I don't think so. 255 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,400 Oh. OK. 256 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,840 Oh, you know, it's a bloke thing. 257 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,960 We've been doin' this for years. We're mates, you know? 258 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,680 Moon Choo, you've gotta understand. 259 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,400 It's not that we're mucking around out there. 260 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,400 We're prospecting, you know? 261 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,720 It's like we're hunters going on an expedition 262 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,920 and we're bringing back food for the village. 263 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:56,400 Yeah, it's kind of, you know, like, primitive. 264 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,880 Like apes. 265 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,400 Yeah. 266 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,000 Kind of. 267 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,480 Did she really call us apes? 268 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,440 Nah, she wasn't trying to bag us. 269 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,680 She was trying to make a medical point. 270 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,360 Mate! I don't think it's working. 271 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,440 -Did you turn it on? -Of course I turned it on. 272 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,480 -Is it on high? -Yes. Yes, it's on high. 273 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,000 You gotta hold it six inches off the ground. 274 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,560 That's the problem! It's only five inches off the ground. 275 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,440 Why don't you try it, dickhead? 276 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,640 SUE: Means I gotta get up, you tool. 277 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,280 WOOKIE: Have a go. 278 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,840 Right. 279 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,000 -Did ya turn it on? -Oh, fuck you! 280 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,680 Set the switch to high? (Laughs) 281 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,280 I said, "Fuck you." 282 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,240 Did you charge the batteries? 283 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,640 You gotta charge the batteries, mate. 284 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,600 Didn't you read the instructions? 285 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,360 Let's grab a beer. 286 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,360 -( RACE COMMENTARY ) -LOTTO: Come on! 287 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,400 Come on! 288 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,800 RADIO: This'll be the day for 'Helen Gin', 289 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,760 well clear of 'Flamingo Princess' 290 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,240 and 'Have a Go You Mug'. 291 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,840 Ssss... Get up! Ssss... 292 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,800 Oh, Helen Gin's stumbled and come crashing down. 293 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,400 Flamingo Princess takes the front... 294 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,800 SUE: Alright. Time to splash the boots. 295 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,680 Thank you. 296 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,480 Yeah, well, this is why we need an outside dunny. 297 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,680 We've got the biggest toilet in the world out there, mate. 298 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,800 Yeah, I get embarrassed. 299 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,800 What's that? In case a possum sees ya? 300 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,360 Possums have feelings too, you know. 301 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,480 (Urinates) 302 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,240 SUE: How much I owe you for that thing? 303 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,200 Don't worry about it, it's on Visa. 304 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,200 I'll let you know when I get the bill. 305 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,400 -Thanks, mate. -But no more cheques, though. 306 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,400 Last three bounced. 307 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,400 Yeah, that's the bank's fault. 308 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,960 Was three different banks. 309 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 They're all bastards, aren't they? 310 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,360 Being harsh, mate. 311 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,400 -( DETECTOR BEEPS ) -Found somethin'. 312 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,720 What is it? 313 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,120 A nail. 314 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,880 Great. 900 bucks and all we've found 315 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,160 is two ring-pulls, four nails 316 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,520 and a tooth with a silver filling in it. 317 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,440 -Amalgam. -What? 318 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,480 It's not silver, it's amalgam. 319 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,400 -Don't you go to the dentist? -Nah. 320 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,800 Look forward to when they drop out 321 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,280 so I don't have to clean 'em. 322 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,680 -( DETECTOR BEEPS ) -Found somethin' else! 323 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:17,400 -What is it, Wook? -It's another nail. 324 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,280 Great investment. 325 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,200 If we find any more nails we can open up a hardware shop. 326 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,400 What's that on your boot? 327 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,240 Oh. Probably possum shit. 328 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,680 Jesus, mate, that's gold. Where've you been? 329 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,320 I went for a leak. 330 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,240 Sue, this might hurt. Think really hard. 331 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:36,320 -Where did ya go? -Hmm. 332 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,960 WOOKIE: Was it a big leak or a little leak? 333 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,360 SUE: How is that relevant? 334 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,600 Did you go behind a tree or somethin'? 335 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,960 There was a tree, actually, and a bird up in the tree. 336 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,560 (Bird squawks) 337 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,160 (Sighs and resumes urinating) 338 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,440 (Bird squawks in a chatty manner) 339 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,800 Hmm? 340 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,880 ( WONDROUS MUSIC ) 341 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,240 Did you have mushrooms for breakfast? 342 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,720 It was beautiful. It sang to me. 343 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,400 -What sort of bird was it? -A cockatoo. 344 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,400 -A white cockatoo. -Cockatoos don't sing. 345 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,600 -They screech. -It sang to me. 346 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,400 You had a leak and saw a cock or two? 347 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,400 -Hey, that's funny. -Thank you. 348 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,800 Come on, let's have a look. 349 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,920 There might be a nest around here or somethin'. 350 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,640 ( INTREPID MUSIC ) 351 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,400 Why would you follow a singing bird, eh? 352 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,360 Just makes no sense. 353 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,280 Well, if we didn't follow the bird, 354 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,400 we wouldn't have found the gold. 355 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,440 We haven't found gold. 356 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,520 We've found three specks on your boot. 357 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,400 Same thing. That bird was an omen, like a voice from God. 358 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,360 A voice from God. 359 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,480 -Next time God speaks... -Wookie... 360 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,320 ..ask him to be more specific, know what I'm sayin'? 361 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,400 Ask him to choose something other than a singing bird. 362 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,400 -Wooks... -Actually, like a kangaroo... 363 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,400 ..with bloody English as a second language. 364 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,840 -Or a wombat with a mobile. -Wookie... 365 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,120 Now, that's an omen. 366 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,400 ( WONDROUS MUSIC ) 367 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,160 SUE: What is it? 368 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,400 WOOKIE: What's wrong? 369 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,400 -Come here. -Keep away. Keep away. 370 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,560 Tell us what it is. What is it? 371 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,600 It's gold. 372 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,760 The whole thing there... 373 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,400 ..is one big chunk of gold. 374 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,720 -Shit! -It's a nugget. 375 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,280 (Shouts) Yeah! 376 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,560 SUE: We're rich! We're rich! 377 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,000 Sshh! 378 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,320 Shut up! Idiots. 379 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,240 If the others find out it will be like feeding time at the zoo. 380 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,280 Shh. Just stay calm, alright? 381 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,400 We'll come back tonight and pick it up. 382 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,640 Just...play it down. 383 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,400 Play it down. 384 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,680 Real cas', OK? 385 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,000 I was hoping for an early night. 386 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,120 -SUE: Did you see that sunbeam? -What about it? 387 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,640 -Wasn't it weird? -You know what that's from? 388 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,640 Bloody nuclear testing in the Pacific, I kid you not. 389 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,120 -Oh, no. -No? 390 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,400 No, the heavens opened up and pointed the way to the gold. 391 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,480 It was the finger of God. 392 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,200 -WOOKIE: The finger of God? -Yeah. 393 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,280 Sounds like when there's a cloud, it's the bum of Buddha, 394 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,960 but when it rains it's... 395 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,400 LOTTO: Someone's coming. 396 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,400 MAN: How are you boys? 397 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,360 Oh, shit. Ratner. 398 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,960 Jeez, it's cold, isn't it? Freeze the retreads off a 180B. 399 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,400 (All laugh) 400 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,760 -What you doing there? -Here? 401 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,400 Burying our dog. 402 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,120 I didn't know you had a dog. 403 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,280 LOTTO: Well, we don't bring him up much, do we? 404 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,800 Thought it'd be a good idea bringing him up 405 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,400 because he's been crook for a little while 406 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,840 and thought he could do with some fresh air, but... 407 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,840 -She didn't like fresh air. -No. Died of pneumonia. 408 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,120 (Laughs) 409 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,200 You're obviously in mourning. What sort of dog was it? 410 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,200 -Er, it's a terrier. -Shepherd. 411 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:40,440 Yeah, one of those Tepid sherrier things. 412 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,400 I like the German shepherds. They are good dogs. 413 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,840 -ALL: They are. -They're good. 414 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,160 Oh, sorry to interrupt you in such a private moment. 415 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,280 I'll leave you to it, shall I? 416 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,960 -No worries. -Right. 417 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,880 By the way, er, this poor lost pooch, was it a he or a she? 418 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,800 How do you mean? 419 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,360 Well, you called it a he and Glen called it a she. 420 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:11,800 Well, it's...well, it was a... (Pretends to sneeze) A SHE! 421 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,400 What was that? 422 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,440 (Pretends to sneeze) A SHE! 423 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:22,680 Yeah, right, well, er, may 'A SHE' rest in peace then, eh? 424 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,400 Thank you. 425 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,640 -(Laughs) -Yeah. 426 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,920 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC ) 427 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,880 -Oh. -Do you want a hanky, mate? 428 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,560 Let's get out of here quick. 429 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,760 RATNER: Jurgen, did you see that metal detector? 430 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,440 Why would you need a metal detector to bury a dog? 431 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,400 Maybe the dog died of lead poisoning? 432 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,160 And maybe their dog don't die at all. 433 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,520 What you mean? They bury the dog alive? 434 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,560 (Moans) 435 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,320 ( 'RUN TO PARADISE' BY THE CHOIRBOYS PLAYS ON RADIO ) 436 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,400 And to think the girls reckon we come out here 437 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,760 just to drink beer, eh? 438 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,400 We did. 439 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,240 Yeah, well, that's not the point, is it? 440 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,720 Must've been that flash flood - 441 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,600 you know, washed all the topsoil away. 442 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,000 Flash flood? That's very biblical. 443 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,880 First, we had the flash flood, then the singing bird, 444 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,320 and then the finger of God. 445 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,000 Then the bleeding nose. 446 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,400 The bleeding nose? 447 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,120 When I punch you for being a dickhead. 448 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,400 SONG: ♪ That's right, they had it all worked out 449 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,000 ♪ You were young and blonde and you could never do wrong 450 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,440 ♪ That's right... ♪ 451 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,400 (Changes radio frequencies) 452 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,400 What are you looking for? 453 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,400 I'm trying to find the price of gold. 454 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,880 We'll have to start listening to stock market reports, eh? 455 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,320 Yeah, we should start reading that 'Financial Review' too. 456 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,400 Like, a five cent change in the price of gold... 457 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,520 That could be the difference 458 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,120 between being millionaires and multi-millionaires. 459 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,640 -(Laughs) -Or billionaires. 460 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,400 Or multi-billionaires. Or multi-multi-billionaires. 461 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,880 -Or trillionaires. -Or multi-trillionaires. 462 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,160 Or mega-multi-zillionaires. 463 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,640 (All laugh) 464 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,400 ♪ You don't want anyone ♪ Hold my head up 465 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,000 ♪ You don't want anyone 466 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,160 ♪ Don't tell me this is paradise 467 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,000 ♪ Open your eyes up... ♪ 468 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,440 RATNER: What do you make of that? 469 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,800 JURGEN: This dog a good digger. 470 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:18,640 -Big claws. -The dog was never in that hole. 471 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,800 Then where did they bury it? 472 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,280 Just wonder why they left at daybreak. 473 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,520 Never seen those blokes up before lunchtime. 474 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:33,400 I had a dog once. He die. I know the pain. 475 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,800 Holy shit, it's gold! 476 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,400 -LOTTO: What do we do? -SUE: It'll be fine. Let's go. 477 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,800 He's right. We can't leave it. 478 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,800 People get kidnapped from these places all the time. 479 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,480 What about one of us stays with the nugget, 480 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,360 the others go inside, order the food? 481 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,840 -How's that? -Alright. 482 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,280 I'm not staying. You always stuff up my order. 483 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,680 How do you stuff up a burger with the lot? 484 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,600 You always get me beetroot. I hate beetroot. 485 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,480 Alright, why don't we cover it up, 486 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,720 then all three of us can go inside, order whatever we want? 487 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,400 -Yeah, alright. -Give us your jacket. 488 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,600 -No, give us your jacket. -Yours is camouflage. 489 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,520 -But I'll get cold. -We're going inside. 490 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,280 Girls, should we just use these? What do you reckon? 491 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,600 ( COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ) 492 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,200 -OK, youse paying all together? -Yeah, pay together. 493 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,800 Right, that's three hamburgers with the lot - 494 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,560 one no beetroot - 495 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,120 three large chips, two Pepsis, a 7 Up. 496 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,400 That's, er...that's $14.80. 497 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,200 Oh, $2.40 short. 498 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,280 (All laugh) 499 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:03,360 -What's so funny? -Well, we're, um...we're rich. 500 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,680 -You're $2.40 short. -(Laughs) But we're rich. 501 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,960 Yeah, no, really rich. 502 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,160 Look, I know it doesn't look like it, but we are rich. 503 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,960 It's just that, look out, we're $2.40 short. 504 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,880 (All laugh) 505 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,360 You want this stuff or what? 506 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,400 Sorry, it's just we're so rich that... 507 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,400 We could buy two burgers each easy. 508 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,680 -With chips. -(Laughs) Heaps of chips. 509 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,000 How about I just take these two drinks back, eh? 510 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,560 Then we'll be sweet. 511 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,680 Where's the car, guys? 512 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,400 WOOKIE: I told you this would happen, didn't I? 513 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,400 -I told you, didn't I? -No. 514 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,760 People get kidnapped from car parks like this all the time 515 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,320 and we go and leave 516 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,680 a multi-million dollar gold nugget 517 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,400 in the back of a ute. 518 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,720 (Sarcastically) "Just put some jackets on it, it'll be right." 519 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,000 Should have made it easier for them and left the keys in it. 520 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,480 I think I did, didn't I? 521 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,600 Or we should have put a neon sign on the roof saying, 522 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,680 "Steal me. This one's a good one. 523 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,320 "The radio sucks but there's gold in the back." 524 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,400 This really does put you two into platinum dickhead status. 525 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,000 It's right over there, Wook. 526 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,960 Oh. 527 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,440 SONG: ♪ We're doing fine in the lucky country... ♪ 528 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,280 SUE: What are you doing with your share? 529 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,240 I'm getting one of those radio telescopes they use at NASA. 530 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,880 Oh, mate, you might find an intelligent life form 531 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,160 in your living room. (Laughs) 532 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,840 That was funny. 533 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,640 -Yeah, thank you. -Hmm. 534 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,400 What about you? 535 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,160 I'm buying one of those home cinema outfits. 536 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,960 Big one. Watch a bit of 'Grease' in Dolby stereo. 537 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,480 God, John Travolta's good. You seen 'Battlefield Earth'? 538 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,760 No. 539 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,440 Man, it was much maligned, unfairly so, I reckon. 540 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,160 What about you, Lotto? What are you going to do? 541 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,600 I've always wanted to get Cheryl a new car. 542 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,800 Maybe something with airconditioning. 543 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:54,400 Get her one with a push-button radio as well. 544 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,400 -Bucket seats, mate. -Automatic transmission. 545 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,640 I've been thinking and I reckon 546 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,400 there's got to be more gold back there. 547 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,360 There has to be. 548 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,400 So what are you thinking? 549 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,360 Well, what I'm thinking 550 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,360 is that we've been clock punchers for too long. 551 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,400 Time we started thinking like the big end of town. 552 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,960 SONG: ♪ ..making money. ♪ 553 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,400 CHERYL: What the hell are they doing? 554 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,480 -Why don't we just sell it? -Who to? Wog the Jeweller's? 555 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,400 Cheryl, it's not that simple. 556 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,400 It's not like your grandma's engagement ring. 557 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,880 That's not part of the grand plan. 558 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,520 Alright, what are you lot up to? 559 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,400 -Well, Lotto figures... -Oh, this'll be good. 560 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,400 Lotto figured there's more gold on those other leases. 561 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,600 -So? -You're gonna rob them. 562 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,400 No. We keep this quiet and we buy up the other leases. 563 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,400 -Buy up the leases? -Yeah. 564 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,400 They don't know we've found gold. They'll sell them cheap. 565 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,240 That's brilliant. 566 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,920 It's not brilliant, it's the same as stealing. 567 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,200 It's not like stealing. 568 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,600 How do you think Murdoch made all his millions? 569 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,400 You know, or that Bill Gates guy? 570 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,520 Or Colonel Sanders? 571 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,800 They worked hard. 572 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,560 (Sarcastically) "They worked hard." 573 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,640 (Slams door) 574 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,880 -Baz. -LOTTO: Yo. 575 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,560 Can I have a word? 576 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,200 Sure, blossom. 577 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,800 What's this about buying up the leases? 578 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,560 Oh, what's the problem? 579 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,440 Ripping off your mates, that's the problem. 580 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,840 -How am I ripping them off? -How much money do we need? 581 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,360 -You're missing the point here. -Wookie, shut up. 582 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,680 Cheryl, we owe a motser on the house, 583 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,120 right, we've got no savings, we've got bugger-all super 584 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,120 and with Charlie, how else are we going to get ahead? 585 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,800 This is our chance to set ourselves up for good. 586 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,800 That's all well and good, but not at other people's expense. 587 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,520 Big business do this all the time. What's the difference? 588 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,800 I didn't marry big business, I married Barry Harrison, 589 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,320 an honest man who works on the roads. 590 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:47,960 You do this, Baz, you wear the consequences, alright? 591 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,280 -Does that mean I can do it? -Absolutely. 592 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,400 Yeah. 593 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,240 ( WONDROUS MUSIC ) 594 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:08,400 MAN: You see, a nugget that big is a freak of nature. 595 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,440 They just don't make them that size. 596 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,320 It was majestic. 597 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,120 It was like a big, dirty mirror. 598 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,400 You looked at it and what you saw reflected 599 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,840 was the absolute essence of yourself 600 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:30,400 that forced you to ask yourself the big questions of life. 601 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,120 When they found that nugget 602 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:37,760 it was like the bush had revealed a hidden secret 603 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:42,720 and brought it out into the light for us all to see. 604 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,880 We were just tiny little ants going about our business, 605 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,920 not realising there's a big world out there, 606 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,360 beyond our reach, 607 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,000 beyond our comprehension. 608 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,400 LOTTO: We've got to get a photo of this, boys. 609 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,760 -Is it straight? -Yeah. 610 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,400 Oh, hang on. Hang on. 611 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,320 ( CAMERA TIMER RUNS ) 612 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,720 ( CAMERA CLICKS ) 613 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,400 Another one - I blinked. 614 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,280 You didn't blink. You fell asleep. 615 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,880 -(Starts camera timer) -Right. 616 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,200 ( CAMERA CLICKS ) 617 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,000 Watch the sleeping bag - that's mine. 618 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,600 One, two and... (Grunts with exertion) 619 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,160 It's getting dirty. 620 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,400 You know what? I reckon we should weigh it first. 621 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,880 Good idea. 622 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,920 How are we going to weight it? 623 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,920 Take a look at that and tell me how many times it spins around. 624 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,400 Alright. 625 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,400 -Ready? -Yeah. 626 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,360 One, two... 627 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,880 (Both grunt with exertion) 628 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,680 Come on, baby, spin. 629 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,440 Er, that's two times round plus 35 kilos. 630 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,360 OK, each time it goes around is 120...120... 631 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,760 -275 kilos. -275 kilos. 632 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,600 What's gold worth? About 300 bucks an ounce? 633 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,400 Yeah, an ounce, yeah. 634 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,280 -How many ounces in a kilo? -16. 635 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,800 -No, that's grams. -BOTH: No, that's pounds. 636 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,240 -No, grams. -No. 637 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,400 Oh, let's work it out later. 638 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,240 (All grunt with exertion) 639 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,800 Easy, easy. Hey, watch my foot. 640 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,400 Honey, listen to this. 641 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,400 Baz, Baz, I don't want any part of this, alright? 642 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,280 No, no, no, no, listen. 643 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,120 It says here, "The biggest nugget in the world 644 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,960 "was found at Hill End in 1872 645 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,560 "and it weighed 214 kilograms." 646 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,120 So? 647 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,560 Our nugget weighs 275 kilograms. 648 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,520 -275? -Yeah, give or take. 649 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,720 Are you serious? 650 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,120 You know what it means? 651 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,600 It means that that nugget 652 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,480 that's sitting out there in the backyard 653 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,280 is the biggest nugget that's ever been found. 654 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,960 You're joking. 655 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,600 Means you can get a new car. 656 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,400 Really? 657 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,920 You can get a new garage to put the new car in. 658 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,200 God. 659 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,640 You could get a new house to put the new garage in. 660 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,920 God, Baz, we could move. 661 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,760 We could get a new street to put the new house in 662 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,760 to put the new garage in to put the new car in. 663 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,120 (Laughs) 664 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,400 You reckon I could get a facial? 665 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,400 You could get a new face to put the new facial on. 666 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,400 -(Laughs) -Don't do that. 667 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,200 Your face is perfect how it is. 668 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,400 You reckon I could get my nails done too, maybe? 669 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,400 (Both laugh) 670 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,320 ( TENSE MUSIC ) 671 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,400 ( COMICAL MUSIC ) 672 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,640 Doug! 673 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:32,680 Doug! 674 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,280 DOUG! 675 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:42,200 -What do you make of that? -Mmm, looks like a birdbath. 676 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,360 I know it's a birdbath, but since when are the Harrisons 677 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,440 taking an interest in the local fauna? 678 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,560 DOUG: Maybe it's for washing their smalls. 679 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,320 ( WONDROUS MUSIC ) 680 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,400 Jeez, we've never had a new car before. 681 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,680 -They smell different. -Do they? 682 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,880 -How do they smell? -Like a new car. 683 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,600 I once took one for a test drive just to smell it. 684 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,280 -CHERYL: Did you? -(Laughs) Yeah. 685 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,400 (Cheryl laughs) You're a dag. 686 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,600 (Sniffs) 687 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,680 SALESMAN: Hmm. 688 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,400 Oh, cool, we're going to be in the 'Guinness Book of Records'. 689 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,320 We're going to be famous. 690 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,320 You know, if I had a choice between rich or famous 691 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,000 I'd definitely choose rich. 692 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,400 Yeah, no contest there. 693 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,640 Thank you, linesmen and ball boy. 694 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,360 Or just famous, well, that's a problem. 695 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,440 Yeah, I've been there. 696 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,320 Except you could make money off your name. 697 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,400 You could do dog food commercials, things like that. 698 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,320 Yeah? I was famous. 699 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,720 No-one offered me a dog food commercial. 700 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,000 Yeah, but you swallowed a severed finger in a meat pie. 701 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,800 Kind of limits your marketing potential. 702 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,400 I don't know. Could have done, like, a toothpaste ad. 703 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,600 Hey, guys, check this out. 704 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,400 There's two leases that border ours. 705 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,520 One's owned by Ratner, 706 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,840 the other's owned by that old guy, Wally - been there forever. 707 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,400 But look at this. 708 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,720 They've both got ridges that run down to the creek, 709 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,440 which means they've both probably got gold on them. 710 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,520 What's this? A CWA meeting? 711 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,400 Come on, boys, back to work. Tea break's over. 712 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,920 Don't bag the Country Women's Association, George. 713 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,200 They make a mean lamington. 714 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,360 I'll bag you blokes if you don't move. Come on. 715 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,320 I'm right, thanks, George. I'm gonna finish my coffee. 716 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,800 Oh, pardon me. Is there anything else you want? 717 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,000 A few more bickies? That'd be lovely, George. 718 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,400 Get us some chocolate ones with the cream centres. 719 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,360 -Got any Tim Tams? -Come on, or I'll dock your pay. 720 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,560 -Oh, you're being harsh now. -SUE: Yeah, I feel like a nap. 721 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,720 Me too. Bugger off, George. We're getting some shut-eye. 722 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,400 I beg your pardon. 723 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,840 Piss off, you little shit. 724 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,720 What did you say? 725 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,840 He...he's just saying 726 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,800 you've got bad breath and you fart in the car. 727 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,400 What? 728 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,200 I wouldn't let him talk to you like that, George, you poofter. 729 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,680 OK, that does it. 730 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:03,160 If you're not at work in 30 seconds you're out of a job. 731 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,800 George, I don't like your tone. 732 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,240 You don't get the best out of the troops. 733 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,400 Yeah, you're no fun anymore, George. 734 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,640 I mean it. 30 seconds. 735 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,840 Let's go grab a beer, eh? 736 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,280 -Yep. -Yes. 737 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,400 See you later, George. Have a good one. 738 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,680 Cheers, mate. 739 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,600 Guys! 740 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:42,240 Price check on 85-gram can of Canadian smoked mussels. 741 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,120 Excuse me, mate, family business. 742 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,200 -Can you ring these up? -What do you want these for? 743 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,400 We're going to do some maths. 744 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,240 -Why aren't you at work? -We quit. 745 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,800 (Laughs) $4.95. 746 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,400 -Er, you good for it? -Yeah, I'll fix it up later. 747 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,680 See you tonight. 748 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,000 'Bye. 749 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,400 Price check on blue rope. 750 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,680 Fuck this. 751 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,680 Alright, number of ounces in a kilogram? 752 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,880 Uh, 35.274. 753 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,800 The weight of the nugget was what? 754 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,800 275 kilos. 755 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,360 Price of gold, is that in there? 756 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,320 Yeah, it's $315 an ounce. In US dollars. 757 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,480 How many Australian dollars in a US dollar? 758 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,600 -Uh, that's 0.48 at the moment. -Oh, bloody bodgy currency. 759 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,800 Luce, can we work this out on your till? 760 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,560 Yeah, sure thing, love. 761 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,680 Alright, what we're gonna do is convert kilos to ounces, 762 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,400 so divide 275... 763 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,760 Hang on. Shouldn't you multiply? 764 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,400 What? 765 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,400 If you're converting imperial to metric, you divide, 766 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,400 but if converting metric to imperial, you multiply. 767 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,000 -Which is imperial? -Well, ounces. 768 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,760 OK, so multiply by 35.274 769 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,400 and we've got to multiply that by the price of gold, 770 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,880 which was how much per ounce - 315? 771 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,240 And we've got to convert that to Australian dollars 772 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,400 from US dollars, so multiply that by 0.48. 773 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,800 No, that depends on when you sell, 774 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,520 because the balance of payments figures are out next week 775 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,400 and the current account deficit 776 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,400 could well be larger than market estimates 777 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,960 given the surge in the resources sector, 778 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,200 so our dollar could strengthen against the greenback, 779 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,440 although copper's dropping at the London Metal Exchange 780 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,760 and Texas crude is rising per barrel which will affect it too 781 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,680 so if I were you, I would factor in 0.55, 782 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,000 but I would seriously consider a hedge. 783 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,280 -OK, so you divide. -What? 784 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,320 If you convert US to Australian dollars, you've got to divide. 785 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,400 -LOTTO: But we're both metric. -Yeah, but you still divide. 786 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,120 Alright, Einstein. Luce, divide by 0.48. 787 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,680 The grand total is how much, Luce? 788 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:14,120 (Sighs) $6,376,987.00. 789 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,360 And that'll be $6.80 for the drinks, boys. 790 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,560 -Ah, shit. -(Whispers) $6 million. 791 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,280 -Oh, my God. -Shit. 792 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,120 -How much is that each? -Two mill each. 793 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,520 -Shit! -Two million! 794 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,200 -I'll get the drinks. -Nuh, I'll get them! 795 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,760 His shout, his shout! First time! 796 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,760 This calls for a celebration, boys. What should we do? 797 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,400 -Get takeaway. -Buy a slab? 798 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,720 No, we should do something special. 799 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,720 We should do something really special. 800 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,400 (Woman laughs) 801 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,400 SUE: Oh, show them how to use them. 802 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,680 It's easy to use chopsticks, mate. It's basic. 803 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,320 (All laugh) 804 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,400 Alright, look at you, you natural! 805 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,600 Open your thumb and put it here. 806 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,880 Well, OK. You want this? Look at that - fork, eating. 807 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,960 It's good. 808 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,440 Excuse me, mate, can we get 809 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,400 another of those Mongolian hotpots? 810 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:10,920 -No problem. -(All talk at once) 811 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,200 Oi, listen up. (Swishes drink with chopsticks) 812 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,720 I just want to mark this occasion 813 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,440 'cause some people reckon they're rich 814 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,280 when they buy a Mercedes-Benz or a waterfront mansion 815 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,000 or a Lear jet or something. 816 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,400 Well, we just ordered the second Mongolian hotpot 817 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,160 and that says to me, we've made it. 818 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,400 -What do you reckon, fellas? -ALL: Yeah, cheers! 819 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,320 ( TRIUMPHANT MUSIC ) 820 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,840 SUE: There you go. 821 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,880 -DARLENE: 'Night! -Good night, eh? 822 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,160 First time I've had a feed and not worried about the bill! 823 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,760 That's 'cause I paid, you tightarse! 824 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,240 Oh, yeah! Could've given them a cheque. 825 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,360 -(Wookie laughs) See ya! -See ya! 826 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:56,720 ( GENTLE MUSIC ) 827 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,400 CHERYL: Jeez, that was nice, wasn't it? 828 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,400 First time I've been to a restaurant 829 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,440 where the serviettes weren't paper. 830 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,240 -LOTTO: Service was good too. -Yeah. 831 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,600 LOTTO: I gave that guy a tip. Two bucks. 832 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,400 Should've seen his face! 833 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,400 CHERYL: You go get Charlie and I'll put the kettle on, OK? 834 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,400 LOTTO: OK. 835 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,440 I don't have to go to work. 836 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,400 (Chuckles) I don't have to go to work! 837 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,600 I don't have to get up. 838 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,560 I could go to the pub, just stay there all day. 839 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,400 Whatever I want. 840 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,800 No, you can't. You're coming to the bank. 841 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,760 We've got to sign some papers. 842 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,120 -What for? What sort of papers? -Mortgage papers. 843 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,400 In case you hadn't noticed, Mr $4-million-man, 844 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,680 we don't have any money, 845 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,400 especially now, 846 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,400 seeing as how you're so gloriously unemployed. 847 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,960 We're going to refinance the house. 848 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,320 Darlene's doing the same thing. 849 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,800 Come on! Do we have to bother with that? 850 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,800 We'll be rolling it in in a few weeks time. Really! 851 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,400 In a few weeks time, Charlie would have died of starvation, 852 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,280 so yes, we do have to worry about it. 853 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,560 Come on, get up! Put on a tie. That's a nice one. 854 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,960 Bank managers like ties. There you go. 855 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,400 -Come on! Get up! -(Muffled) Ahh! 856 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,600 -You remember the lease? -What lease? 857 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,480 The lease for the mine. 858 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,320 Yeah, what about it? 859 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,760 You ought to have a read. 860 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,160 What for? 861 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,400 -You don't remember? -No. 862 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,920 Lotto was away. You signed it. Look down the bottom. 863 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,640 The whole thing's in your name. 864 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,280 What, the lease? 865 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,600 The lease is in your name, Glen. 866 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,320 So... 867 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,400 Anything found on that lease is technically yours. 868 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,280 Or ours, seeing as how we're married. 869 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,280 So, that nugget... 870 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,880 So, that nugget's ours, hon. 871 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,760 (Alex Lloyd sings) ♪ Beat the mundane... ♪ 872 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,840 Oh, my goodness - Mr and Mrs Cook on their hols. 873 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,960 Oh, they're weird, those two. 874 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,920 This puts me right off pineapple rings. 875 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,520 Hmm, it's good to see they've graduated to fruit. 876 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,280 -Oh, Mr Roberts? -Hmm? 877 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,560 Take a gander. 878 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,400 ( QUIRKY SUSPENSE MUSIC ) 879 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,640 Couldn't be! 880 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,240 WOOKIE: We're wasting our time, fellas. 881 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,400 -Ratner won't sell. -LOTTO: Course he'd sell. 882 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,840 He'd sell his mother for the right price. 883 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,360 (Dog whines) 884 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,840 WOOKIE: Oop, careful. 885 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,680 SUE: Yeah, good guard dog, that one - rip your head off. 886 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,160 Leyland P76. 887 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,400 I don't care if your grandma's 888 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,120 had it wrapped in sanitary pads for the last 30 years. 889 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,000 I'm not paying 500 bucks! 890 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,840 She'll come back. What can I do for you boys? 891 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,320 Need new shockers for your heap of shit, Bazza? 892 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,400 No, we're here to make you a business proposition, Ratner. 893 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,560 Deal of a lifetime. 894 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,440 I'm not buying that junk. Couldn't give it to me. 895 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,800 No, no, not talking about cars. 896 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,400 Talking about your plot down at the creek. 897 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,280 -My plot? -Yeah, your mining lease. 898 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,320 We want to buy it. 899 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,200 How come? 900 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,600 -We want to plant a vineyard. -Hmm. 901 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,400 -A vineyard? -Big money in wine these days. 902 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,480 -Yeah. -Hmm. 903 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,680 Had you pegged for a beer man, Bazza. 904 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,880 Don't have to drink it to grow it. 905 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,200 I wear woollen underpants, but I don't grow sheep, do I? 906 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,720 Anyway, think about it. Good opportunity for some quick cash. 907 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,600 It's not like you'll make money mining gold, are you, really? 908 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,440 (Laughs forcefully) Yes. 909 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,960 ( QUIRKY SUSPENSE MUSIC ) 910 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,160 Sorry about that, mate. Now, where were we? 911 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,800 So what's your final price? 912 00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,360 This baby owes me a quarter of a mill, not a penny less. 913 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,400 You want me to start kicking its tyres, Bubba? 914 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,840 Listen to me. This is low grade. 915 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,600 You melt this down, you burn off all this shit, 916 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,560 you get more gold out of this, my friend. 917 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,280 100 grand cash. 918 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,400 It's the best offer you'll get, except maybe from Bunny. 919 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,960 (Laughs) 920 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,240 -(Bird squawks) -Hello, Gabby. 921 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,400 Where did he find the nugget, eh? 922 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,440 Easy. 923 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:35,720 You see, Ratner was, by nature, a bottom feeder, a scavenger. 924 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,800 Clap your eyes on that. 925 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,600 He was stupid but he wasn't dumb. 926 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,240 He figured the gang had scored big-time, 927 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,320 so he followed them back to town, 928 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,600 took a peek while they were having a bite... 929 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,680 ( REVERENT MUSIC ) 930 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:05,280 ..decided he'd bide his time till they could steal it clean. 931 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,160 Then they just waited. 932 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,880 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC ) 933 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,960 -ALL: Cheers! -Here's to hotpot. 934 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,280 So, on the very night 935 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:21,160 when they felt rich enough to order two Mongolian hotpots, 936 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,720 the nugget was taken. 937 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,200 Bring it in! 938 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,240 Take it over the back passage there. 939 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,760 Meanwhile, the gang and their respectives 940 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,320 started to live like mega-multi-zillionaires. 941 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,280 SONG: ♪ All this money is a bitch, girl... ♪ 942 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,800 They all spent and spent and spent, 943 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,560 all on borrowed coin. 944 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:53,000 Hey, honey! This surround sound's unbelievable. 945 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:54,400 I was watching 'Erin Brockovich' - 946 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,400 that one with Julia Roberts - I swear I heard her fart. 947 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,760 -Yeah, it's good, darl. -I'm just going for a drive, OK? 948 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,920 -What for? -To smell. 949 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,440 -To what? -To smell. 950 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,960 Honey, you know you can smell in here. 951 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,440 Forget about it. See you later. 'Bye. 952 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,600 (Turns ignition on) 953 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,440 ( GENTLE MUSIC ) 954 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,520 Mmm. 955 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:51,720 Glen! 956 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,920 Have you done anything about that lease yet, Glen? 957 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,200 Not yet, darl. 958 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,360 Well, are you gonna, or what? 959 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,320 Yeah, I guess so. When the time's right. 960 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,640 Well, the time's right, hon. Look at this. 961 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,400 It's our Visa bill. We're over our limit. 962 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,600 The bank phoned yesterday 963 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,280 and said we've exhausted the funds 964 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,640 on that line of credit thingy that we've got on the house. 965 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,160 -Mm-hm. -So, what will you do about it? 966 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,160 What do you want me to do about it? 967 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,640 Show them the lease, 968 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,600 tell them that nugget's yours and you want it back. 969 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,520 And then what? 970 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,720 Then we take it to Wog the Jeweller and get some dough. 971 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,400 IKEA's got a sale on soon. 972 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,200 You married champagne, hon, you didn't marry beer. 973 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,400 MAN: This looks dinky-di, alright. 974 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,000 You think it's something the 'Tribune' can run? 975 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,440 Yeah, this is a great story! 976 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,400 This is not just a national story, 977 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,800 it's major worldwide syndication - 978 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,800 CNN, NBC, BBC. 979 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,720 -'Who Weekly'? -Probably. 980 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,400 Whoo. 981 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,200 Either way, it'll put us on the map. 982 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,640 Be a huge boost for the town, Derek - 983 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,400 that's all I'm thinking. 984 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,400 Give the old 'Tribune' a shot in the arm too. 985 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,280 So, what do you want me to do here, Arthur? 986 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,680 If I publish this, we have an ethical dilemma. 987 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:24,400 I take it you don't have their permission. 988 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,880 Oh, well, I think in this instance 989 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:31,120 we should slip our ethics under a tea-cosy, Derek. 990 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,160 For the good of the town. 991 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,160 MAN: Hey, fellas. 992 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,640 WALLY: That weekend, 993 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,280 it being the Easter long weekend as I recall, 994 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,400 the Black Tar Gang hit the valley with their scheme 995 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,560 to buy up all the leases. 996 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,400 They went from plot to plot, 997 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,760 every digger along the creek, 998 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,720 every townie and every pro. 999 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,920 But no-one would sell. 1000 00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,400 -Now, let me run this, OK? -Yep. 1001 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,920 This bloke holds lots of sway here. If he sells, others will. 1002 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,200 -Right. -Right. 1003 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:08,800 So, it was only a matter of time before they came to me. 1004 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,880 ( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ) 1005 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,600 Alright, I'll sell. 1006 00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,160 You'll what? 1007 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,440 You want me to sell, right? 1008 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,000 Well, yeah. 1009 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,800 So youse can find more gold. 1010 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,680 What do you mean? 1011 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:34,320 Look, don't play games with me, boys. 1012 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,680 You want to buy me out or what? 1013 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,400 -Well, yeah. -Mmm. 1014 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,400 OK. 1015 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:47,120 It'll cost you the life of the person you love most dearly. 1016 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,960 Mate, what do you mean by that? 1017 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,160 The papers are there on the table. 1018 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,520 I've signed my bit. 1019 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,520 Can we go back to that stuff about the life of the... 1020 00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:01,000 Person you love most dearly. That's me price. 1021 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,880 You're joking, right? 1022 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,400 Of course. 1023 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,160 (Laughs hysterically) 1024 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,560 Well, we'll get back to you. 1025 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,640 ( TENSE MUSIC ) 1026 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,760 ( DOOR CLOSES ) 1027 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,000 (Breathes harshly) 1028 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,280 There a price on this thing? 1029 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,400 You heard him. "The life of the person you love most." 1030 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,360 Oh, come on. It was a joke. 1031 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,680 I dunno. He had an aura about him. 1032 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,560 -Aura? What is an aura? -It's like a vibe. 1033 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,360 It's like he's some kind of guardian angel or something. 1034 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,400 WOOKIE: I must be blind, 'cause I missed the wings and halo. 1035 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,400 Can we just sign this and get it over with? 1036 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,280 I dunno. Something's not right. 1037 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,960 Let's not jump into this. 1038 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,280 ( ENGINE SPUTTERS ) 1039 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,400 -LOTTO: What's going on? -MAN: John Ryan, WIN TV. 1040 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,400 Could you tell us about the nugget? 1041 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,600 SUE: What, like a chicken nugget? 1042 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,800 JOHN: It's in the paper. Surely you're not denying it? 1043 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,000 SUE: You interviewed me about the finger in the pie! 1044 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,280 -WOMAN: Barry... -LOTTO: Nup, nup. 1045 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,840 -No, thanks. -G'day, Mum, g'day, Dad! 1046 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,840 (Reporters talk indistinctly) 1047 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,400 LOTTO: What the hell's going on? 1048 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,600 CHERYL: Looks like you've made the front page - 1049 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,280 'World's Biggest Nugget Found in Backyard.' 1050 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,320 WOOKIE: Can I have a look? Oh, they've spelt my name wrong! 1051 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,400 LOTTO: Who's that in the backyard? 1052 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,320 Righto, you blokes, out of here! 1053 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,320 Go on, piss off. Take your cameras. 1054 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,640 -Go - you're trespassing! -MAN: Come on, let's have... 1055 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,000 -No photos. Out! -MAN: Come on, mate... 1056 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,400 Got no respect, you idiots. 1057 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,600 MAN: Barry, give us a shot, will you? 1058 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,520 Well, don't know how the bloody hell movie stars feel. 1059 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,640 CHERYL: Oh, here you go, Baz. Happy Easter. 1060 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,120 Oh, thanks, blossom. 1061 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,800 They didn't have any Humpty Dumptys left. 1062 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,240 -Morning, Glen. -Morning. 1063 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,480 Hey, Darls. Want a cuppa? The kettle's on. 1064 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,520 Won't be staying long, thanks, Chez. You told them, Glen? 1065 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,720 -No. -Told us what? What's wrong? 1066 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,400 This is what's wrong. 1067 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,960 -What's that? -The mining lease for the plot. 1068 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,360 What's the problem? 1069 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,840 It's signed in Glen's name, Bazza. That's the problem. 1070 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,400 All these years, you've been mining our land. 1071 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,400 Your land? What the hell are you talking about? 1072 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,400 -Blossom... -We've got legal advice. 1073 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:44,480 The lawyer says technically speaking 1074 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,720 anything found on that land is our property 1075 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,680 seeing as the lease is in our name. 1076 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,760 Hang on. So you're saying that nugget is yours? 1077 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,640 You always were fast on the uptake, Chez. 1078 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,160 Yes, it's ours and we want it back. 1079 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,920 You cannot be serious. 1080 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,600 All we're doing is claiming what's rightfully ours. 1081 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,440 Is this true, Wook? 1082 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,760 Otherwise we bring in the lawyers and things get nasty. 1083 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,160 Be a shame to bust up a friendship. 1084 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,840 I'll go get Sue. He's a part of this. 1085 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,600 It's got nothing to do with him. 1086 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,880 Why don't you just shut your trap, you greedy little slut? 1087 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,760 Baz, go get Sue. 1088 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,560 What did you call me? 1089 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,360 SUE: It's not the point whether it's legal or not. 1090 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,400 We agreed if we found something we'd split it three ways. 1091 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,120 Come on, guys, we shook hands. 1092 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,720 A handshake means nothing. 1093 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,680 It's what's in a contract that counts. 1094 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,400 What about you, Wookie? You gonna say something? 1095 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,360 -What do you think? -Yeah, Glen. Speak up. 1096 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,520 Darlene's right. It's what's in a contract that counts. 1097 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,400 Never thought I'd hear you say that, mate. 1098 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:51,800 This is bullshit! 1099 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,360 Get out of my way! 1100 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,480 I'll dig this thing up myself. 1101 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,640 -Over my dead body, you bitch! -What are you doing? Ahh! 1102 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,360 -Doug, quick, get the video! -Let me go! 1103 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,400 -You're not so tough now! -Oh, useless bugger! 1104 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,000 Who do you think you are? 1105 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,400 -Aren't you gonna do something? -Yeah, I'm gonna do something. 1106 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,400 -You want this lease, do ya? -Yeah. 1107 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,520 -Ow! -(Women grunt and groan) 1108 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,800 You bastard, hey! 1109 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,520 DARLENE: Ow! 1110 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,800 Stuff the lot of youse. Come on. 1111 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,400 Hey, want a piece?! 1112 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,400 -Want some of this, eh? Yeah? -Yeah? 1113 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,720 Come on! 1114 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,400 (All yell and scuffle) 1115 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,920 -DARLENE: What's that?! -(All pant) 1116 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,120 ( MYSTERIOUS MUSIC ) 1117 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,800 LOTTO: Where's the shovel? 1118 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,880 ( QUIRKY SUSPENSE MUSIC ) 1119 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,120 It's a dog's paw. 1120 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,760 ( SHOVEL CLANGS AGAINST METAL ) 1121 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,920 Ugh. 1122 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,880 It's a shepherd. 1123 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,720 ( FLIES BUZZ ) 1124 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,400 Ugh, it's a terrier. 1125 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,760 Ratner! 1126 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:41,000 (Wally chuckles) Yeah, OK, it was a pretty sick joke 1127 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:42,800 to put two dead dogs in there, 1128 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:47,400 but they didn't call him King Rat for no reason. 1129 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:48,240 RATNER: G'day. 1130 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,480 He put the word out he needed two dogs - 1131 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,160 a shepherd and a terrier. 1132 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:56,480 A few days later, that's what he got. 1133 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,600 -That's a terrier, right? -Yeah. 1134 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,400 Check it. 1135 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,560 -No, Bubba, please. -Check it. 1136 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,280 (Whimpers) 1137 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,240 (Laughs) Good one. 1138 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,800 OK, pass that one over. 1139 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,400 Jurgen. 1140 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,720 -No, Bubba... -Check the bag, Jurgen! 1141 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,800 ( SINISTER MUSIC ) 1142 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:35,520 (Whimpers loudly and sniffs) 1143 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,400 (Laughs) 1144 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,640 You done good, boys. 1145 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,200 There you go. 1146 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,920 You can nick off now. 1147 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:47,360 If you thought two dead dogs was ugly, 1148 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,640 what Ratner did to that nugget was even uglier. 1149 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:55,760 He figured this rock - this most noble of rocks - 1150 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,000 needed some cosmetic surgery 1151 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,280 so he could hide it more easily. 1152 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,560 ( CRUSHING AND CREAKING ) 1153 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,960 -That's all you're getting... -Excuse me, love. 1154 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,840 Jesus! Let go of me, you mongrel! 1155 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,840 Arrggh! Let go of my ear! 1156 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,400 -Where is it? -Where's what? 1157 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,520 The nugget! 1158 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,280 The nugget you stole off us, you dirty little prick! 1159 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,600 Oh, you mean the gold nugget. So there is gold up there? 1160 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,800 That's why you were trying to get my land and rip me off! 1161 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,720 Me trying to rip you off? 1162 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,800 A winery - you wouldn't know the difference 1163 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,760 between red and white! 1164 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,680 I'm gonna call the cops, Ratner. 1165 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,360 Go ahead, mate. I've got nothing to hide. Look around! 1166 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,400 I must say, I am a little personally upset 1167 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,800 that you'd think ill of me, mate. 1168 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:46,800 (Laughs) Hey, Baz... 1169 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,480 (Pretends to sneeze) A she! 1170 00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,800 (Ratner laughs) 1171 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,400 A she! (Laughs) 1172 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,360 (Sighs) 1173 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,400 God will kick you for those dogs. 1174 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,280 He will kick you hard and in a soft place. 1175 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,600 No, no, Jurgen, God loves me. 1176 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,720 That's why he made me so adorable. 1177 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,680 (Laughs, wheezes and coughs) 1178 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,720 Bazza! Hair of the dog, mate. 1179 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,520 WALLY: The publicity not only made the gang 1180 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,400 the laughing stock of the town, 1181 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,400 but it also got Dimitri thinking. 1182 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,280 ( QUIRKY MUSIC ) 1183 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,400 Dimitri started to figure 1184 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,320 that Ratner hadn't been exactly honest with him. 1185 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,400 And Dimitri, being of Eastern European descent, 1186 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,800 took honesty very seriously. 1187 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,000 Dimitri owned the joint. 1188 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,440 He also owned Peppi's Pizza Parlour around the corner... 1189 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:06,000 ..and Neptune's fish and chips shop up the street. 1190 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,720 Dimitri had done well, 1191 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,400 even despite a couple of near-deaths 1192 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:13,520 from salmonella poisoning - 1193 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,560 later attributed to his battered savs. 1194 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,600 Dimitri also owned the local jewellery store, 1195 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,280 probably because he liked gold chains so much. 1196 00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,400 So when Ratner was looking to unload the nugget, 1197 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,960 Dimitri was the first person he turned to, 1198 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,400 seeing as how Wog the Jeweller's was the only game in town, 1199 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:38,480 and also 'cause he'd introduced Ratner to his fiancee, Bunny. 1200 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,400 You see, Dimitri also owned 1201 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,120 the town's one and only massage parlour. 1202 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,280 And Bunny was his top masseuse. 1203 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,720 You've got to do something about the oil, Dimi. 1204 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,440 The girls are complaining about the taste of the canola. 1205 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,880 Jesus Christ, Coco, do they want extra virgin olive oil? 1206 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,520 Give me a break! 1207 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,440 -Hey, Bubba! How are you doing? -Bubba! 1208 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,360 It was a commercial arrangement at first. 1209 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,160 Honey! 1210 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,600 But love soon blossomed - 1211 01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,840 even though Bunny continued to work nights. 1212 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,320 I got the wedding invites back from the printers. 1213 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,800 -They're real nice. -You're lovely. 1214 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,000 Sit down, I'll get you a drink. 1215 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,160 So what's up, Dimitri? You gonna up the ante, are you? 1216 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,640 Well, I've been thinking about your good fortune, Bubba. 1217 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,120 I'm thinking you and me should combine resources. 1218 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,960 (Laughs wheezily) 1219 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,400 No offence, mate, but what resources have you got 1220 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,400 that I might be interested in? 1221 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:31,320 Apart from the obvious, of course. 1222 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,800 -Mmm. -(Dimitri chuckles) 1223 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:35,320 DIMITRI: Well, er, I've been reading the paper, see? 1224 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,440 And I read how three men in town find this nugget, 1225 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,600 then three men in town lose a nugget. 1226 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,320 So I figured if you're trying to sell this nugget 1227 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,880 in the current climate, 1228 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,280 you'll have to be a bit discreet, you know what I mean? 1229 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,200 Nah, I don't know what you mean. 1230 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,720 Call a wog a wog, Dimitri. 1231 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,640 Well, what I'm trying to say is, I'm in the trade. 1232 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,800 I could be like an agent. 1233 01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,960 Take some of the heat, a bit of the risk. 1234 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,960 And what would you get out of this? 1235 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,880 The sheer pleasure of seeing you become rich, my friend. 1236 01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,680 (Chuckles) 1237 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,520 Oh, I might take a small commission, you know? 1238 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,360 Just to cover costs, that's all. 1239 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,520 And, er, how small would small be? 1240 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,400 30%. 1241 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,720 (Laughs) Piss off! 1242 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,400 (Sighs) Think about it, Bubba. 1243 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,400 I know the right people. I could get heaps more for it than you. 1244 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:28,560 Three or four times as much. 1245 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,360 What's 30% in the whole scheme of things, eh? 1246 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,440 (Bunny whispers) Go on, take it. 1247 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,240 Yeah. OK. 1248 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,240 -(Giggles) -You're on. Right. 1249 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,120 Drinks are on the house tonight, Bubba. 1250 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,360 WALLY: And so this union was struck 1251 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,400 between the scavenger and the pimp. 1252 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,840 Might even think about givin' your missus here an early mark. 1253 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,520 -How's that, eh? -(Clears throat) 1254 01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,560 -Prick. -He's just doing his job, Darl. 1255 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,520 -DARLENE: I think he stole it. -You think who stole what? 1256 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,440 Take that tone out of your voice. 1257 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,320 Take that drink out of your hands. 1258 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,720 -It's still breakfast. -We had breakfast an hour ago! 1259 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,120 I know. The dishes are still in the sink. 1260 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,640 Well, go clean 'em. 1261 01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,520 I think Lotto and Cheryl dug that nugget up themselves, 1262 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,440 and now they've got it hidden somewhere. 1263 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,160 Somehow, I don't think Lotto would do that. 1264 01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,680 That story about Ratner was just a ploy 1265 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:26,120 to divert everyone's attention from what they really done. 1266 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,840 Why would they be talking about selling their house, eh? 1267 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,800 Because they're probably moving to the Gold Coast, 1268 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,760 you dope, that's why! 1269 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,440 -You really believe that. -Course I do. 1270 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,920 I wouldn't put ANYTHING past those two. 1271 01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,640 Well, let's just worry about our own shit, eh? 1272 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,120 Yeah, like what? 1273 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,680 Like we've got six weeks to sell our house in a slow market. 1274 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,400 Your fault. 1275 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,680 I can't go to the pub - everyone laughs at me. 1276 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,960 Big deal! 1277 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,680 I can't get a job because I told my boss to bugger off. 1278 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,240 Moron! 1279 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:58,440 And my two best mates think I'm lower than a snake's bumhole. 1280 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,360 -Yeah, SOME mates! -Leave them alone. 1281 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,240 Alright? 1282 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,800 Just...just leave them alone. 1283 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,400 I think you're turning homo, Glen. 1284 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:13,920 ( DOOR SHUTS ) 1285 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,360 TV: Here at Parramatta Stadium, 1286 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,880 it's the Eels for the latest... 1287 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,200 Have you thought about getting another job, Baz? 1288 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,560 You know how hard it is to get a job here, love. 1289 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,800 Why'd you quit? You loved that job. 1290 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,800 I didn't love it. 1291 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,720 Did it 'cause I had to. 1292 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,720 Something you women don't understand. 1293 01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,800 We women? 1294 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,760 Well, Baz, we women understand this. 1295 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,480 We got more bills here than money in the bank. 1296 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,400 And we've maxed out on our mortgage. 1297 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,960 So it's only time before they foreclose on us 1298 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,120 like they've done with your little cretin friend. 1299 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,400 He's not a cretin. He's confused - isn't he? 1300 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,360 Whatever, Baz. 1301 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,560 Look, it's time you went on the dole. 1302 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:55,000 Dole? I'm not going on the dole. Never been on the dole. 1303 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:56,440 I'm not about to, thanks. 1304 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,680 OK, fine, you just keep your precious pride. 1305 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,800 We'll just all starve then, will we? 1306 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,760 Anyway, I'm gonna go out to the creek this weekend 1307 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,400 with a metal detector. 1308 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,520 (Sighs) Bloody metal detector! 1309 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:10,400 900 bucks! How the hell are we gonna pay for that, huh? 1310 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,400 Ugh. 1311 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,680 Be gentle with that, hey? 1312 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,400 Yeah, another one of your great investments, Baz - 1313 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:23,360 authentic Persian rug. 1314 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,560 How much did this cost us - two grand? 1315 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,920 Worth more than your stupid Lady Di memorial beer mug. 1316 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,600 Well, she died, didn't she? Huh? 1317 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,760 Look at 'em. Picking over our bones. 1318 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,400 So-called mates. 1319 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,360 You guys right or what? 1320 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,720 -We're right. -Yeah, where's your toaster? 1321 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,320 Are you selling your VHS? 1322 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,400 That's a four-headed one. Mate, I'll swap you. 1323 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,400 Ah, no, mate, that's a six-head. 1324 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,400 -Oh, six-head! -You guys serious or what? 1325 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:54,880 Yeah, look, six-head. 1326 01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:57,800 Right, well, I'll tell you what I'll do. 1327 01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,400 I'll reverse the ute up. 1328 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:00,480 We'll put everything in the back, 1329 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,800 all this stuff on the lawn. 1330 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,680 And you can take it, the ute, the shit. 1331 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,400 Have it - for nothing. 1332 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,560 Oh, well, that's not necessary, mate. 1333 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,200 ( BIRDS CHIRP ) 1334 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,160 -Do you like that, Sue? -Not really. 1335 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,200 -Have it. -I don't want it. 1336 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,720 -For you, mate. That's yours. -Now you're being stupid. 1337 01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,920 -Who wanted the toaster? -Yeah, I was interested. 1338 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,360 No charge for this stuff, boys. Just take it. 1339 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,400 I don't want your money. 1340 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,400 Sue, what about something useful? 1341 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:26,800 -Nah... -How about an exercise bike? 1342 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,400 We're just trying to help you out. 1343 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:29,480 Trying to help me, mate? 1344 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,400 You're helping yourself, you tightarse. 1345 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,800 Bloody look at yourselves! 1346 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,720 All because you wanna be Rupert fucking Murdochs! 1347 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,880 Well, if you're gonna carry on like dickheads, 1348 01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:42,680 do it out on the street, not in my front yard, alright? 1349 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,880 Jesus! 1350 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,960 Let's go grab a beer, eh? 1351 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,720 Yeah. 1352 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,400 (Sighs) I'm sorry, fellas. 1353 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,920 Me eyes got too big for me tummy. 1354 01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:06,800 We shook hands. 1355 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,400 Yeah, I'm sorry too, guys. 1356 01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:11,840 If we'd just sold the bloody thing instead of being clever, 1357 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,120 we'd be right now. 1358 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,400 -I'm sorry too. -Why? 1359 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:16,960 For hanging around with you dickheads. 1360 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,400 Been thinking, Ratner's got the nugget, right? 1361 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,840 So he's gonna have to try and find a buyer. 1362 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,120 I guess so. 1363 01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:27,400 So what if we buy it? 1364 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,400 With what? Proceeds from your garage sale? 1365 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,840 -Haha, that was funny. -Thank you. 1366 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:35,400 Hey, do you reckon your missus would do us a favour? 1367 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,680 ( PHONE RINGS ) 1368 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,160 -Hello? -WOMAN WITH ACCENT: Hello. 1369 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,840 -Is that Ratner Spare Part? -Yeah, who's this? 1370 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:46,400 My name is...Sang Choy Bow. I phone from Hong Kong. 1371 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:47,320 You hear me OK? 1372 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,400 Sure. What do you want, sweetheart? 1373 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:53,400 I read on Internet you find big nugget. 1374 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:54,320 RATNER: Great news travels fast. 1375 01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,440 MOON CHOO: We have many shop here in Hong Kong. 1376 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,600 We buy, sell gold. You maybe want to sell this nugget? 1377 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:03,400 Yeah, but hurry up. There's a lot of interest in this mother. 1378 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:04,440 You sell your mother too? 1379 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,400 (Laughs) At the right price, yeah. 1380 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:08,200 There's too much MSG, Jack. 1381 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,920 They're bouncing off the bloody walls. 1382 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,480 What was that? 1383 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,640 Oh, Australian tourist just come into my shop. 1384 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:17,640 You Aussies have big mouths AND big nuggets. 1385 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:20,680 We got big everything, sweetheart. 1386 01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:23,520 -(Mutters) And big belly too. -(Laughs) What? 1387 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:27,000 I-I come see nugget. We talk. 1388 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,760 OK, I go straight to airport now. Bye-bye. 1389 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,320 'Bye. 1390 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,480 (Sighs) 1391 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,800 World's biggest nugget, eh, boys? 1392 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,520 Very funny. You crack me up. 1393 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:41,400 Yeah, well, wait till we get it back, Dimitri. 1394 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,440 That'll be even funnier, haha. 1395 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,160 SUE: Yeah, we know who stole it. 1396 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,640 LOTTO: We'll take this one, mate. 1397 01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,480 No, no, Lotto. I'm getting this one. 1398 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,000 Put it away. 1399 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,760 LOTTO: Never know, Dimitri - 1400 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,400 might be back here in a couple of days to do some business, eh? 1401 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,160 WALLY: And so the Black Tar Gang began their scheme 1402 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,000 to get the nugget back. 1403 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:07,800 ( PERCUSSIVE MUSIC ) 1404 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:12,400 And Moon Choo - who was in fact a doctor from Shanghai, 1405 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,520 even though they didn't recognise it here - 1406 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:18,440 went to battle to keep their dreams alive. 1407 01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:21,720 ( PERCUSSIVE MUSIC INTENSIFIES ) 1408 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,640 -( GONG SOUNDS ) -Mr Ratner? 1409 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:38,240 -Uh, friends call me Bubba. -Then I call you Bubba. 1410 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,120 Ooh, you very handsome man, Bubba. 1411 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,800 You didn't tell me on the telephone! 1412 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,640 Must've forgot. Sorry. 1413 01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:48,480 (Laughs) Maybe we have a drink, eh? Long flight. 1414 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,120 Then we talk about business. 1415 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,520 -OK? -Bloody oath. 1416 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:54,200 OK. (Giggles) 1417 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:57,680 -There you go. -Oh, thank you. 1418 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:01,800 Uh, no, no, no, Bubba. You sit here. 1419 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,960 -(Giggles) -(Ratner chuckles) 1420 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:07,160 So you have big nugget? 1421 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,120 Big? It's bloody huge. 1422 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,800 HUGE nugget. 1423 01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:12,320 Oh, you lucky man, Bubba. 1424 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,600 Play your cards right, it could all be yours, sweetheart. 1425 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:19,160 Oh, so where is it, this huge nugget? 1426 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,560 I think I might need to see some ID. 1427 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:23,960 I mean, you know, you could be anyone. 1428 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,560 -Of course, you're not. -Of course. 1429 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,240 -You know... -Yes. (Giggles) 1430 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:30,480 A lot of people around town think I'm dumb as a dipstick, 1431 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,640 but you gotta be smart to run a joint like this. 1432 01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:36,680 ( QUIRKY MUSIC ) 1433 01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:41,520 Here... My shop just there. 1434 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,120 -Oh, very impressive. -Very good. 1435 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,960 Oh, well, thanks. 1436 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,840 Now, the nugget. Can I see? 1437 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,200 Sure. 1438 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,440 (Chuckles) Up you get. Come on. 1439 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,760 There you go. 1440 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,320 Clap your eyes on that. 1441 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,400 Ah, photo on Internet look different. 1442 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,240 Yeah, we did a bit of repackaging. 1443 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:09,520 Oh. 1444 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,200 -You mind? -No, be my guest. 1445 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:14,480 ( QUIRKY MUSIC CONTINUES ) 1446 01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:31,400 24 carat. 1447 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,880 -You very lucky man, Bubba. -(Chuckles) 1448 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,760 Jesus, Jurgen. What happened to you? You look like shit. 1449 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,760 God is vengeful. 1450 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,600 Good. 1451 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,800 For a moment, I thought you'd eaten one of my battered savs. 1452 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:57,000 So, how much do you reckon it might be worth? 1453 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:04,480 (Giggles) We talk... tonight at dinner. 1454 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,120 Then we come back here. We do deal. 1455 01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:11,640 Then after we do a deal, we talk some more, OK? 1456 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,240 -Mm. -OK, I go now. 1457 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:18,720 See you tonight. At the Grill, eight o'clock? 1458 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,000 Yes? OK, goodbye. 1459 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:24,800 ( MUSIC INTENSIFIES ) 1460 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:30,800 Ah! There you are. 1461 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:33,200 Dimitri. Don't recall your name in the appointment book. 1462 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,680 What do you want? 1463 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:37,400 Is that how you greet a business partner? 1464 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,000 I come to bring you warning, my friend. 1465 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,400 Lotto and the boys said they're gonna get the nugget back. 1466 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:43,920 Yeah, well, they better hurry up. 1467 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,200 Why? 1468 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:48,520 If you're doing a deal behind my back, Ratner, I swear... 1469 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,320 No, mate, we're partners, remember? 1470 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:52,560 Look, there it is. You happy? 1471 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,280 What happened to it? 1472 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,200 Oh, come on, cappuccino or short black, 1473 01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,840 it's still fucking coffee, isn't it? 1474 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:02,680 Now, thanks for the tip-off, but I've got work to do. 1475 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,600 WALLY: What they both didn't realise, though, 1476 01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,640 was that the nugget had been hurt. 1477 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,480 Badly hurt. 1478 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:18,560 You can't crush something noble like that 1479 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,560 without it wanting to fight back. 1480 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:25,400 The nugget was just waiting for its chance 1481 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,800 to cut loose. 1482 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:30,240 ( MAGICAL MUSIC ) 1483 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:33,760 Honey, don't wait up for me tonight. 1484 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,000 It's not right, Baz. It's breaking the law. 1485 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,240 Nah, we're just getting back what's ours, honey, that's all. 1486 01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:43,720 Yeah, well, I don't wanna hear that in court. 1487 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:47,240 Yeah, well, I don't want the bank to take our house away. 1488 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:49,800 Oh, come here. 1489 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,400 I never wanted nothing. You know that, Baz. 1490 01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:59,400 I mean, I got caught up in all this, the same as you blokes. 1491 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:02,520 But we've got everything we need - you, me, Charlie. 1492 01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,400 Fit and happy. 1493 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,560 It's all we need. 1494 01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,400 What about a facial? 1495 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,480 -Wouldn't mind a facial. -Yeah. 1496 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,160 (Laughs) 1497 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,160 -I'll see you later on. -OK. 1498 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,520 Now, make sure no-one else sees you, OK? 1499 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,440 'Cause if you're recognised, it's all over. 1500 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:35,200 -I got table right at the back. -Oh, good. Good. 1501 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:37,400 How do I look? 1502 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,400 Oh, you look great. 1503 01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:41,200 (Moon Choo laughs) 1504 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,960 -Oh, are you trembling? -Yeah. 1505 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,720 I don't know if I like my wife going out on a date. 1506 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,200 You're not going anywhere, Glen, 1507 01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,120 until you tell me what's going on. 1508 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:57,440 I'm just going out with my mates. Alright? 1509 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:06,400 You really do prefer them to me, don't you? 1510 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,000 They don't judge me. 1511 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:12,400 We're going out tonight 1512 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,320 and we're gonna try and get the nugget back. 1513 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:18,480 If we do, we are gonna split it three ways like we agreed. 1514 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,880 I shook hands. 1515 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:22,160 I gave my word. 1516 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:25,320 I don't give a stuff about lawyers or about leases 1517 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,400 or any of that shit. 1518 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,160 My word is my word and my mates are my mates. 1519 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,920 Righto, how do we get in? 1520 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:48,360 I thought you had a key. 1521 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,800 Well, I had a key but I had to give it back. 1522 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:55,400 I thought you had one. No, had to give mine back too. 1523 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,400 Yeah, I had to give mine back too. 1524 01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:58,720 But I didn't. 1525 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,480 Step aside, mate. 1526 01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:11,800 (Knocks) 1527 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,600 Hey. 1528 01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,440 Um... 1529 01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:25,560 You know, seeing as the guys are out and everything, 1530 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:30,120 I thought, well, um, maybe we could sink a few. 1531 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:33,800 In you come. 1532 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:39,600 So, uh, you must be tired. 1533 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,560 After all that flying. 1534 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:44,400 Oh! Ah, yes. But I sleep on plane. (Laughs) 1535 01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,720 Yeah. Oh, you would've been up the pointy end. 1536 01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:48,400 -Sorry? -First-class. 1537 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,360 Oh, yes, of course. First-class. (Giggles) 1538 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:53,320 'Cause, uh, you got here real fast. 1539 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,800 Mmm. Mmm. 1540 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,560 You must have had a real good connection to get here so fast. 1541 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,640 Oh, daylight saving. It help a lot. 1542 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:06,960 That'll do it. 1543 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:16,400 (Grunts) 1544 01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:19,800 -Throw the other leg over! -Give a sec. 1545 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:20,360 (Sighs) 1546 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:22,920 (Sue grunts in exertion) 1547 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:36,400 -It's not here! -What? 1548 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:37,440 The nugget. It's not here. 1549 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:40,960 Ring your missus. Get her to ask him where it is. 1550 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,440 Tell me more about your company, Miss Bow. 1551 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,800 -Sang Choy, please. -Mmm. 1552 01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,320 -( MOBILE PHONE RINGS ) -Excuse me. 1553 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,400 -Hello? -Yeah, how's it going? 1554 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,600 Oh! Yes! Dinner very beautiful. Thank you. 1555 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:56,240 -Yeah? What did you order? -Uh, dim sim. 1556 01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,400 SUE: Oh, yeah. Fried or steamed? 1557 01:16:58,800 --> 01:16:59,720 Come on, mate! 1558 01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:03,400 Yeah, the nugget's not here. Can you ask where he put it? 1559 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:04,960 OK. Call you back. Bye-bye. 1560 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,400 -They're having dim sims. -So? 1561 01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:17,600 Phone call all the way from Hong Kong. Very impressive. 1562 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:19,600 These modern phones they have nowadays. 1563 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,600 Yes...business. 1564 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:24,720 Uh, so, uh...the nugget still at your office? 1565 01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,400 Behind your couch? 1566 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,000 -Yeah. Who wants to know? -What do you mean? 1567 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:30,480 -Give me that phone! -Oh! 1568 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,000 (Dials) 1569 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,400 ( MOBILE PHONE RINGS ) 1570 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,640 Yeah, where is it? (Flatly) Oh. 1571 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,000 I get it. 1572 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,360 You must think I'm really stupid. 1573 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,320 -I think he's onto us. -Oh, shit. 1574 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,680 -( DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC ) -Wait up, Wook! 1575 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:48,840 (Derisively) First-class. 1576 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:51,400 First-class bullshit artist, more like it! 1577 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,360 Let me go! 1578 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,600 (Scoffs) Daylight saving - give me a break! 1579 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:55,440 Let go! 1580 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,680 So, they think they can trick me. 1581 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,400 The pack of bloody morons! 1582 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:00,960 -Ha! -(Ratner grunts) 1583 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,440 ( BOOMING NOTE ) 1584 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,960 They not morons. 1585 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:11,800 -So how did your garage sale go? -Oh, yeah, it was alright. 1586 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:15,320 -We got $600 or $700. -(Thoughtfully) $600 or $700. 1587 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:19,800 ( MOMENTOUS CLASSICAL MUSIC ) 1588 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,800 Did you sell your Lady Di memorial beer bug? 1589 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:25,160 Yeah. Got $20 for it. Should have got $100 for that, man. 1590 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,880 -Especially since she's dead. -Yeah. 1591 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:31,400 ( DRAMATIC MUSIC ) 1592 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,200 Wook, hang on a second. Hold it there. 1593 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:36,120 -You bastards! -Where is it, you prick? 1594 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:38,400 -Where's what? -The nugget. 1595 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,400 RATNER: Dimitri. You thieving mongrel! 1596 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:45,160 Let's get out of here. Come on! 1597 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,680 Tell you what - I got a good bargain on that Persian rug. 1598 01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,240 100 bucks! 1599 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:58,960 I didn't see you there. 1600 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:02,400 No. I got Paula to get it. 1601 01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,160 Thought you might get a bit tooshy, 1602 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,400 seeing me picking through your stuff. 1603 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,320 That's real sensitive of you, Darl. 1604 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:11,400 (Laughs shyly) Yeah. Well, no worries. 1605 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,200 ( MOMENTOUS CLASSICAL MUSIC ) 1606 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:31,400 -Oh! Good evening, Bubba. -Where is that wog bastard? 1607 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,800 Oh, you've been drinking. You stay here! 1608 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:36,360 ( MUSIC REACHES CRESCENDO ) 1609 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:44,480 What's your problem with canola? Taste? 1610 01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:50,760 G'day, Bubba. You just missed Bunny. 1611 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,400 She went to Woolies for some olive oil. 1612 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,200 (Fiddles with the door) 1613 01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:58,920 -(Sighs) -Great. So, what do we do now? 1614 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,120 Where's my nugget, you wog thief? 1615 01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:03,200 Hey, hey, hey. Language, my friend. 1616 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,840 Language? This is a brothel. 1617 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,160 Mistake number one - this is not a brothel. 1618 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,640 It is a legitimate clinic 1619 01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,240 for men requiring deep-tissue massage. 1620 01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:12,640 Mistake number two - I haven't got your fucking nugget. 1621 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:15,400 Otherwise, I'd be in Queensland in a menage a trois. 1622 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:16,360 Mistake number three - 1623 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:19,400 don't try scamming me behind my back, you fat turd, 1624 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,400 otherwise you might get burned, like now! 1625 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:22,400 -(Strains) -(Laughs) 1626 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:26,200 -(Both grunt and groan) -( LIVELY MUSIC ) 1627 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,800 (Woman shrieks) 1628 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:35,680 What's happening? 1629 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:38,400 LOTTO: It's pretty ugly, Wook. You don't want to see this. 1630 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,560 -( DISTANT SHRIEKS ) -You see the nugget? 1631 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,600 Mate, I don't think it's here. Let's go grab a beer. 1632 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:44,520 Yeah. 1633 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:47,800 ( YELLING AND SQUEALING CONTINUES ) 1634 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,840 Never thought I'd be homeless. 1635 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,440 You know how you used to see them old blokes on the street, 1636 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:01,400 sitting there, drinking sherry, 1637 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:02,640 and you find out later on 1638 01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:05,000 they used to be a big-shot lawyer 1639 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:06,680 or a reporter on '60 Minutes'? 1640 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,840 Just never thought it would happen to me. 1641 01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,120 Oh, I don't know, mate. 1642 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:12,480 Wouldn't being drunk and homeless 1643 01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,800 be a natural progression for you? 1644 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,400 Be a logical career path for Wookie. 1645 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,320 Yeah. You could write one of those books - 1646 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:19,840 'Homeless and Drunk for Dummies'. 1647 01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:23,800 Or get a segment on one of those shithouse television shows - 1648 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:24,880 'How to Be Homeless but Comfortable'. 1649 01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:25,880 -(All chuckle) -Yeah. 1650 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,160 "Tonight, our reporter, Wooks, 1651 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:30,400 "tells how to turn a fridge box into a house." 1652 01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:32,400 You can all go get stuffed. 1653 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:35,320 ( QUIET MUSIC ) 1654 01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:40,880 We're not big end of town. 1655 01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:42,160 Never will be. 1656 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,400 Can't stab my mates in the back. 1657 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:45,520 Kind of cuts me out. 1658 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:48,240 I got no problem stabbing you bastards in the back. 1659 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,720 Just hate wearing a suit. 1660 01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:52,720 -You love a tracksuit. -(Chuckles) Yeah, that's true. 1661 01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,360 We should get going. 1662 01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,920 Girls will be worried about us, you know? 1663 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:04,000 ( POIGNANT MUSIC ) 1664 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:19,720 We can make those little birds, the paper ones. 1665 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:23,000 -You can make little ducks. -You're silly. (Laughs) 1666 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,880 -I could do it. -( DOOR OPENS ) 1667 01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:27,960 ( GENTLE MUSIC ) 1668 01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:34,480 WALLY: And, so, the Black Tar Gang 1669 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:37,480 told their respectives that the nugget was gone. 1670 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:41,640 And maybe it was Ratner, and maybe it was Dimitri. 1671 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:43,400 It really didn't matter. 1672 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,240 It was gone. 1673 01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:47,520 And that night, 1674 01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:50,000 they laughed for the first time in weeks, 1675 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:54,320 because they knew that in the morning they'd wake up 1676 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:57,760 and all their hopes and dreams would be gone. 1677 01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:00,480 Go look - the cherry picker's still sitting out in street. 1678 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:03,800 But a strange thing happened that night. 1679 01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:08,120 And this is where the story gets kind of peculiar... 1680 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,600 ( MYSTERIOUS MUSIC ) 1681 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,240 Jurgen wasn't a greedy man - far from it. 1682 01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,320 Being of German extraction, 1683 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:18,240 he felt keenly the sting of social injustice. 1684 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:21,400 Jurgen wanted to make amends with the Gang, 1685 01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:23,400 so HE stole the nugget. 1686 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,680 But Jurgen, being of German extraction, 1687 01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:29,440 was a creative man, 1688 01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:32,640 and generous by nature, like most Germans. 1689 01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,240 So, he thought he'd melt the gold down, 1690 01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,600 so the Gang could sell it more easily. 1691 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:40,880 ( MYSTERIOUS MUSIC REACHES CRESCENDO ) 1692 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:47,760 (Tests blowtorch) 1693 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:06,240 And that would have been the end of it, 1694 01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:08,400 except for one thing. 1695 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,360 That night, there was a big soccer match on the tellie, 1696 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:15,400 and Jurgen, being of German extraction, 1697 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:16,760 just had to watch. 1698 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,160 TV REPORTER: The Germans celebrated extravagantly... 1699 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:22,120 WALLY: So, while Jurgen watched his team, 1700 01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:26,320 and the Black Tar Gang went home to ponder their fate, 1701 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,320 and the scavenger and the pimp 1702 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:31,400 redefined their working relationship, 1703 01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:33,920 a funny thing happened with the nugget. 1704 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:37,000 ( WONDROUS MUSIC ) 1705 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,920 ( GENTLE MUSIC ) 1706 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:07,800 Some people have later put it down to geography. 1707 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:11,400 And others would talk about something greater. 1708 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:12,800 Me personally, 1709 01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:16,600 I thought it was the nugget finally wanting to go home 1710 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:21,400 to the person who'd plucked it out of the womb, so to speak. 1711 01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:24,320 ( MAGICAL MUSIC ) 1712 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,800 ( MUSIC REACHES JOYFUL CRESCENDO ) 1713 01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:07,800 (Both grunt in exertion) 1714 01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:13,000 By daybreak, 1715 01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:14,400 the Gang had got enough gold 1716 01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:17,000 to make them very rich little bunnies. 1717 01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,400 They decided not to go to Wog the Jeweller's. 1718 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:22,480 Instead, 1719 01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:26,200 they took it to a safe place where they treat you well. 1720 01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:30,920 No-one had any idea what had happened that night, 1721 01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:33,640 except for Jurgen. 1722 01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:37,400 Jurgen had a fit of conscience and told Ratner. 1723 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:38,400 (Groans) 1724 01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:41,760 Jurgen took him to court, got a year's pay in compo. 1725 01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:44,800 Ratner got busted for the dead dogs, 1726 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:48,520 copped six months community service cleaning out the pound. 1727 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:54,120 Dimitri went to hospital from the dust-up with his staff. 1728 01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:57,240 The Gang slung some money George's way, 1729 01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,920 got their jobs back. 1730 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,400 Not that they ever needed to work any more. 1731 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,200 But their job did give them a social outlet, 1732 01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:08,880 normally denied the horribly rich. 1733 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:12,720 They all bought new cars - nothing too flash - 1734 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,960 but they did have push-button radios and bucket seats. 1735 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,160 And Lotto bought a new house to put the new garage in, 1736 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:22,240 to put the new car in, which he'd bought for Cheryl. 1737 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:25,440 ( 'DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY' BY BOBBY MCFERRIN PLAYS ) 1738 01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:26,760 Look out. 1739 01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:28,760 Hooray. 1740 01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:31,840 -Did you get them done, Chez? -Oh, yeah. 1741 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:32,960 Cheryl got a facial... 1742 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,800 Coconut ice. 1743 01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:35,800 ..and her nails done. 1744 01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:37,400 Darlene got pregnant. 1745 01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:41,400 Wookie wanted an ultrasound to make sure it wasn't an alien. 1746 01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:43,400 And even then he wasn't sure. 1747 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:47,400 Moon Choo sat for her exams and got admitted as a doctor. 1748 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:51,880 And Sue, the town's laziest man, started a business on the side, 1749 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,160 making garden gnomes 1750 01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:56,320 out of the tar he'd pinched from the council. 1751 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:59,760 The Gang didn't come up to the creek much after that. 1752 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:02,760 Heard they were spending more time at home. 1753 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:05,400 Then, one weekend... 1754 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:07,560 -Hey, look! -( COCKATOO SQUAWKS ) 1755 01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:11,440 -Hey, has it been singing? -Yep. 1756 01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:14,400 (Calls) 1757 01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:16,560 Well, should we follow it? 1758 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:20,400 WOOKIE: Probably find more gold. 1759 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,400 SUE: Yeah, I think so. It beckoned. 1760 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,400 Hey, look. Finger of God. 1761 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:32,640 WOOKIE: What do you reckon? 1762 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,640 -Nah, let's grab a beer. -Yeah. 1763 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:46,400 (Bobby McFerrin sings) ♪ Here's a little song I wrote 1764 01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:48,920 ♪ You might want to sing it note for note 1765 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:54,280 ♪ Don't worry, be happy 1766 01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,160 ♪ In every life we have some trouble 1767 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:02,880 ♪ But when you worry you make it double 1768 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:06,920 ♪ Don't worry, be happy 1769 01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,520 ♪ Don't worry, be happy now 1770 01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:14,400 (Sings melody) 1771 01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:16,400 ♪ Don't worry 1772 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:17,880 ♪ Be happy... ♪ 1773 01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:21,880 ( FUNKY ROCK MUSIC ) 1774 01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:46,400 SONG: ♪ Coming around this time 1775 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:51,800 ♪ Tumbling down this time 1776 01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:57,400 ♪ And before I know I'm hanging with nothing to show 1777 01:29:57,800 --> 01:30:01,280 ♪ Letting me down this time 1778 01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:06,440 ♪ Get up and out of your mind 1779 01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:11,720 ♪ Get up and out of your mind 1780 01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:17,320 ♪ Standing around this time 1781 01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:21,920 ♪ It's getting me down this time 1782 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:25,520 ♪ I need to know 1783 01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:27,880 ♪ I'm hanging with nothing to show 1784 01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:32,400 ♪ Am I running around this time? 1785 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:37,160 ♪ Get up and out of your mind 1786 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:42,000 ♪ Get up and out of your mind 1787 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:50,480 ♪ I have to focus on making it a better day now 1788 01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:56,680 ♪ I want to be Yes, I want to live 1789 01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,160 ( INSTRUMENTAL BREAK ) 1790 01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,360 ♪ I have a focus 1791 01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:18,120 ♪ On making a better day now. ♪ 1792 01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:28,560 ( 'BEAT THE MUNDANE' BY ALEX LLOYD PLAYS ) 1793 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:35,400 (Alex Lloyd sings) ♪ She came down like a bucket of rain 1794 01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:39,880 ♪ Through the pores of a lovesick drain 1795 01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:44,800 ♪ No-one talks on the bus anymore 1796 01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:49,000 ♪ Together alone Seated in fours 1797 01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:53,360 ♪ This could be forever 1798 01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:58,000 ♪ Stand alone together 1799 01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:05,720 ♪ 'Cause we're nowhere now 1800 01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:10,400 ♪ Beat the mundane 1801 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:14,960 ♪ Beat the mundane 1802 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:19,760 ♪ Beat the mundane 1803 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:24,560 ♪ Beat the mundane 1804 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:29,400 ♪ Beat the mundane 1805 01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:33,000 ♪ Beat the mundane 1806 01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:38,400 -♪ Can't stop talking 'bout it -♪ Beat the mundane 1807 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:43,400 -♪ Can't stop talking 'bout it -♪ Beat the mundane. ♪